so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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