LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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