I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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