You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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