Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
