I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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