Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
