seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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