Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
