I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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