return my video game
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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