I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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