you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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