I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I think my nap took me to another dimension
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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