I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
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do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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