oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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