I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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