Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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