New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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