yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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