I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm always down for nudity.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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