Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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