I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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