dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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