How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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