pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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