O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Pants are for mortals
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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