I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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