I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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