Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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