you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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