If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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