why didn't you poke me back
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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