Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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