Me too!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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