That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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