chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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