your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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