the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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