No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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