no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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