found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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