I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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