last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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