He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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