We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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