By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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