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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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