I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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