I have demons in me.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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