One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Randomize
