His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my phone needs a breathalizer
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize