His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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