I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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