I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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