This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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